B2FUCK.COM — Global launch · Summer 2026

B2FUCK

(This site is in English only. But don't panic — there's a button for the French. It uses Google Translate. Even the translation is approximate. We own it.)

The worldwide anti-B2B platform for people who are fucking done with corporate bullshit.

We say out loud what an entire industry mutters under its breath. No synergy. No “let's circle back.” No LinkedIn theatre. Just the people doing the work — and the truth they're not allowed to say in the all-hands.

Global launch · Summer 2026. Just when your brain is cool. You're not ready.

Vote for the anthem → See the 1,042 →
The official anthem — you decide

Pick the voice of the
worldwide resistance.

Two versions. One worldwide movement. You pick which voice leads it. Your vote = your entry to win one of the 100 Pre-seed founding addresses.

Version A — The Solo
One voice · pure rage
Pick this one
Version B — The Duet
Him & her · call & response
Pick this one
play a version — the words light up & rain down

Pick a version above first. Results revealed at the global launch. No spam, no synergy, no “let's connect.”

The founding 1,042

Three rounds.
One shot. Forever.

Exactly 1,042 founding you@b2fuck.com addresses. Three rounds. Once they're gone, the founder door closes. For good.

Honorary · offered
42

The GOATs

Hand-offered to the tech figures who inspired this — including the people who built the AI that made this site possible. Not for sale. Not winnable. Just respect.

Xavier · Dario · Daniela · Alexis · Elon (#43 — if 42 pisses you off)
+ 37 others. You'll know when we call.

42 people who don't need B2Fuck.
That's why B2Fuck needs them.

Pre-seed · up for grabs
100

The First 100

Won by voting and joining early. No pitch deck. No term sheet. Just you, your vote, and your place in the wall — forever.

Seed · coming soon
1,042

The Next Wave

No term sheet. No bullshit. Coming when the world catches up.

The 42 GOATs, the 100 Pre-seed and the 1,042 Seed holders will each be personally notified of their lifetime exclusive benefits.
Not here. Not public. Just them.

Why 42? Because it's the answer to everything (ask any geek).
Because it's the name of the no-diploma, no-bullshit coding school.
And because the building it all started in has a certain reputation. Wink, Station F.

42 GOATs. 100 Pre-seed. 1,042 Seed.
Three rounds. One shot. Forever first.